How's this for pillow talk?
Traveling Man was in town Thursday night. When I got to his hotel room, he left to go buy some wine for us (mmm, gas station chablis...) and handed me the remote control for the tv. I made myself comfortable and turned on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
Traveling Man returned and asked what I was watching.
"Conan O'Brien."
"You like Conan O'Brien?"
"No. I love Conan O'Brien."
"Me too. I like his hair. You know, if we were together in a club in Fort Lauderdale, and Conan O'Brien walked in, I would understand if you left me for him."
"Well, everyone deserves one freebie."
"Oh my god, we could be brother and sister."
Traveling Man returned and asked what I was watching.
"Conan O'Brien."
"You like Conan O'Brien?"
"No. I love Conan O'Brien."
"Me too. I like his hair. You know, if we were together in a club in Fort Lauderdale, and Conan O'Brien walked in, I would understand if you left me for him."
"Well, everyone deserves one freebie."
"Oh my god, we could be brother and sister."
posted by BPDubs at 9:26 AM
2 Comments:
It's a little weird to me that he would say something like that.
Usually when I'm attracted to a woman and she drops the "you're like my brother" tag on me, I immediately assume it's her exit strategy.
Traveling man is either sibling-free, suffers from "did I really say that" syndrome or is a major sex freak.
JB - That's really funny! Though I can't think of a reason to explain the sexiness of it, it is kind of a turn on. Man, we're weird.
Tim - Yeah, he's a total sex freak. I think he said it out of shock that we actually have a lot of things in common since this started as a one-night stand a few months ago.
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